Xinripstan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy penguin.

Xinripstan created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinripstan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xinripstan, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Xinripstan's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Xinripstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never paint your face indigo.

5. Always pray immersed in water.