Panghugtap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, uncaring bird.

Panghugtap created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Panghugtap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Panghugtap, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Panghugtap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Panghugtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Panghugtap.

4. Always obey Panghugtap's priests.

5. Never think about asteroids.