Flowbedflan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered wasp.

Flowbedflan created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Flowbedflan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flowbedflan, it will turn you into a mole.

Flowbedflan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Flowbedflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Always obey Flowbedflan's priests.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never write about comets.