Zedhampig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, loving swallow.

Zedhampig created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Zedhampig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedhampig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zedhampig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Zedhampig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not stand on grass.