Lintungup is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, idiotic jellyfish.

Lintungup created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lintungup, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lintungup, she will manifest in front of you.

Lintungup's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lintungup's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away if eight bats approach from the west.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.