Gedtonkvedfonmonnildum is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, smart wren.

Gedtonkvedfonmonnildum created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedtonkvedfonmonnildum, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gedtonkvedfonmonnildum, he will come to you in dreams.

Gedtonkvedfonmonnildum's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gedtonkvedfonmonnildum's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.