Tabgutlen is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tabgutlen created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabgutlen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tabgutlen, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Tabgutlen's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tabgutlen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Hide from green geese for they are unholy.

3. Always treat mice with great respect.

4. Tabgutlen loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not eat peanuts.