Sadsatdadjinwaplimgenlist is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, flying hummingbird.

Sadsatdadjinwaplimgenlist created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadsatdadjinwaplimgenlist, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadsatdadjinwaplimgenlist, she will jump up and down on your head.

Sadsatdadjinwaplimgenlist's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sadsatdadjinwaplimgenlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Never wear orange stockings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Never talk about asteroids.