Wadbafbad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, blissful goblin.

Wadbafbad created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbafbad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wadbafbad, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wadbafbad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wadbafbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Hide from blue geese for they are unholy.

5. Never feed turnips to ducks while wearing orange stockings.