Libcipzim is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, quiet fly.

Libcipzim created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Libcipzim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libcipzim, he will turn you into a rock.

Libcipzim's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Libcipzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.