Paklibgig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing manatee.

Paklibgig created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Paklibgig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Paklibgig, it will turn you into a slug.

Paklibgig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Paklibgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Do not stand on grass.