Stikfedzed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, kind unicorn.

Stikfedzed created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikfedzed, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stikfedzed, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Stikfedzed's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Stikfedzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not kill swans.