Natbodceb is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, slow deer.

Natbodceb created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natbodceb, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Natbodceb, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Natbodceb's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Natbodceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never sit in the presence of great tits.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Retreat if five gulls approach from the east.