Popsiskempop is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, confident jellyfish.

Popsiskempop created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popsiskempop, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Popsiskempop, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Popsiskempop's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Popsiskempop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear white ear rings.

3. Worship no other gods but Popsiskempop.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Never write about stars.