Titcedfom Mabcanlak is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet dugong.

Titcedfom Mabcanlak created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Titcedfom Mabcanlak, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Titcedfom Mabcanlak, it will turn you into a rat.

Titcedfom Mabcanlak's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Titcedfom Mabcanlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Worship no other gods but Titcedfom Mabcanlak.