Zimxemcut Queegtalyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, witty frog.

Zimxemcut Queegtalyarl created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimxemcut Queegtalyarl, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zimxemcut Queegtalyarl, he will turn you into a dog.

Zimxemcut Queegtalyarl's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Zimxemcut Queegtalyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear cyan shirts.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.