Cumflatvilxenladben is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, quiet butterfly.

Cumflatvilxenladben created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumflatvilxenladben, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cumflatvilxenladben, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cumflatvilxenladben's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cumflatvilxenladben's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. You must love Cumflatvilxenladben.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away if nine swans approach from the east.

5. Never go into white rooms.