Queeghogzodduss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome pig.

Queeghogzodduss created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Queeghogzodduss, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Queeghogzodduss, she will boil you in a big pot.

Queeghogzodduss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Queeghogzodduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about asteroids.