Tomnilken is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest capybara.

Tomnilken created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomnilken, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tomnilken, he will not care.

Tomnilken's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tomnilken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Never wear yellow rings.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.