Motcarnan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthinking coyote.

Motcarnan created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Motcarnan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Motcarnan, it will think nothing of it.

Motcarnan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Motcarnan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Never look in ponds.