Lapbetbug is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unselfish crane.

Lapbetbug created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lapbetbug, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lapbetbug, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Lapbetbug's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Lapbetbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not make images of living things.