Fadwatbarn is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective dove.

Fadwatbarn created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadwatbarn, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fadwatbarn, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fadwatbarn's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fadwatbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide if eight grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.