Rilcutgil is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, deceitful hare.

Rilcutgil created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilcutgil, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rilcutgil, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rilcutgil's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rilcutgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not kill frogs.