Ominbonkrawfatwatfedgenjen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage frog.

Ominbonkrawfatwatfedgenjen created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ominbonkrawfatwatfedgenjen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ominbonkrawfatwatfedgenjen, she will think nothing of it.

Ominbonkrawfatwatfedgenjen's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Ominbonkrawfatwatfedgenjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Never skip near geese.

5. Worship no other gods but Ominbonkrawfatwatfedgenjen.