Nabxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing dragonfly.

Nabxuc created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabxuc, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nabxuc, she will laugh at you.

Nabxuc's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nabxuc's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Run away from turquoise goats, for they are unholy.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.