Pomfigyartfodhudpit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, impressive cat.

Pomfigyartfodhudpit created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomfigyartfodhudpit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomfigyartfodhudpit, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pomfigyartfodhudpit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Pomfigyartfodhudpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.