Fliglitmid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced wyrm.

Fliglitmid created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fliglitmid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fliglitmid, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Fliglitmid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fliglitmid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Worship no other gods but Fliglitmid.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.