Yattloophivnan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish wren.

Yattloophivnan created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Yattloophivnan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yattloophivnan, he will refuse to believe in you.

Yattloophivnan's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yattloophivnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never wear dresses.