Sterhanbed is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair seal.

Sterhanbed created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterhanbed, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sterhanbed, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sterhanbed's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sterhanbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.