Dimwikrip Gendittadkimflagdudweg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful zebra.

Dimwikrip Gendittadkimflagdudweg created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimwikrip Gendittadkimflagdudweg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dimwikrip Gendittadkimflagdudweg, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dimwikrip Gendittadkimflagdudweg's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dimwikrip Gendittadkimflagdudweg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dimwikrip Gendittadkimflagdudweg.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always obey Dimwikrip Gendittadkimflagdudweg's priests.

5. Never jump in holy places.