Bafshavbot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive unicorn.

Bafshavbot created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafshavbot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bafshavbot, she will manifest in front of you.

Bafshavbot's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bafshavbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bafshavbot.