Tofdossmad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective fox.

Tofdossmad created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofdossmad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tofdossmad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tofdossmad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tofdossmad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tofdossmad.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.