Mitzedsag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful gnu.

Mitzedsag created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitzedsag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mitzedsag, he will turn you into a goat.

Mitzedsag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Mitzedsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured seals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Mitzedsag must be the most important thing in your life.