Fomtargpid Titjigkim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced hummingbird.

Fomtargpid Titjigkim created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomtargpid Titjigkim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fomtargpid Titjigkim, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fomtargpid Titjigkim's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fomtargpid Titjigkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fomtargpid Titjigkim.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.