Bestjadflabnuttpasjapstikzod is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, compassionate pigeon.

Bestjadflabnuttpasjapstikzod created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestjadflabnuttpasjapstikzod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bestjadflabnuttpasjapstikzod, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bestjadflabnuttpasjapstikzod's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bestjadflabnuttpasjapstikzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Put Bestjadflabnuttpasjapstikzod first in all things.