Yiklipmid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident swallow.

Yiklipmid created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Yiklipmid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yiklipmid, it will torture you forever.

Yiklipmid's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yiklipmid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yiklipmid.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Always help doves.

5. Never write about gravity.