Damdaprulstafkadranxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise centipede.

Damdaprulstafkadranxuc created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damdaprulstafkadranxuc, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Damdaprulstafkadranxuc, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Damdaprulstafkadranxuc's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Damdaprulstafkadranxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Damdaprulstafkadranxuc.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not chop down trees.