Bonhigtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane snake.

Bonhigtonk created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Bonhigtonk, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bonhigtonk, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bonhigtonk's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bonhigtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Bonhigtonk must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always obey Bonhigtonk's priests.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Feed all hungry whales.