Cussliblimrak is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered seal.

Cussliblimrak created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussliblimrak, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cussliblimrak, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cussliblimrak's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cussliblimrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.