Bampangwansad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sapient wombat.

Bampangwansad created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bampangwansad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bampangwansad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bampangwansad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bampangwansad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not take Bampangwansad's name in vain.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must never eat oranges.