Tinragdinyarwegnadsadnan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, almighty crane.

Tinragdinyarwegnadsadnan created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinragdinyarwegnadsadnan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tinragdinyarwegnadsadnan, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tinragdinyarwegnadsadnan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tinragdinyarwegnadsadnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.