Quammidvegpit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unfair weasel.

Quammidvegpit created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quammidvegpit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quammidvegpit, she will refuse to believe in you.

Quammidvegpit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Quammidvegpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quammidvegpit.

5. Respect your elders.