Targanapp is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful capybara.

Targanapp created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targanapp, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Targanapp, he will turn you into a mole.

Targanapp's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Targanapp's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.