Babtapdad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, slow spider.

Babtapdad created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Babtapdad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babtapdad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Babtapdad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Babtapdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.