Cebkanmat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical dryad.

Cebkanmat created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebkanmat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cebkanmat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cebkanmat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cebkanmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.