Stafcudpakrillbed is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humane horse.

Stafcudpakrillbed created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafcudpakrillbed, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stafcudpakrillbed, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stafcudpakrillbed's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Stafcudpakrillbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the north.

3. Run away from gray porpoises, for they are unholy.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Do not take Stafcudpakrillbed's name in vain.