Midkinwabnartanneg is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, staggering crocodile.

Midkinwabnartanneg created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midkinwabnartanneg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Midkinwabnartanneg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Midkinwabnartanneg's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Midkinwabnartanneg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Midkinwabnartanneg.

2. Retreat if six badgers approach from the west.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Feed all hungry ants.