Bomwaptun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest badger.

Bomwaptun created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomwaptun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bomwaptun, it will be very sad.

Bomwaptun's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bomwaptun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. You must love Bomwaptun.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bomwaptun.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.