Tikyimmat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, flying chicken.

Tikyimmat created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikyimmat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tikyimmat, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tikyimmat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tikyimmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about black holes.