Yimquimwit Fasbogboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful beaver.

Yimquimwit Fasbogboss created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimquimwit Fasbogboss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yimquimwit Fasbogboss, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yimquimwit Fasbogboss' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yimquimwit Fasbogboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to doves while wearing pink skirts.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yimquimwit Fasbogboss.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yimquimwit Fasbogboss on top of all buildings.

4. Hide if eight frogs approach from the east.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
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